Dear friends and family -
The moment you've been anticipating has finally come to fruition. That's right, we have sustained a monkey attack. The monkey lunged at us whilst we were atop a watchtower in a National Park. Furthermore, the day prior to the attack, a monkey broke into our room and stole our cookies, leaving us an orange it bit into but apparently was not to its liking. I finished the orange so now I might have monkey rabies. However, despite the two incidents, monkeys are now on our good side, as we saw one daringly leap onto a boat crowded with tourist morons and steal breakfast directly from one of their hands. Priceless! More to come later...
The moment you've been anticipating has finally come to fruition. That's right, we have sustained a monkey attack. The monkey lunged at us whilst we were atop a watchtower in a National Park. Furthermore, the day prior to the attack, a monkey broke into our room and stole our cookies, leaving us an orange it bit into but apparently was not to its liking. I finished the orange so now I might have monkey rabies. However, despite the two incidents, monkeys are now on our good side, as we saw one daringly leap onto a boat crowded with tourist morons and steal breakfast directly from one of their hands. Priceless! More to come later...
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